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veggie delight

The following is a true story:

I’m waiting in line at the local Subway near our house, waiting to grab some sandwiches to take to the Padres game. The lady ahead of me in line orders a “Veggie Delight,” Subway’s all-veggie sandwich. When the fellow behind the counter finishes with the veggies, the lady asks him, “Where’s the meat?” Without missing a step, he simply asked her if she wanted turkey.